“Some guy yelled from his car, Who did you get that tie from, Matlock? I laughed at the time because it sounded funny, but now that I think about it, I’m confused. Was Matlock known for his ugly ties? How could a TV lawyer win court cases wearing an ugly tie? Clearly this heckler has watched a lot of Matlock episodes, because who else would equate ugly ties with Andy Griffith? I think the heckler would have been better off asking, Who did you get that tie from, an elderly lawyer during the 1980’s? Now that’s a question that I can understand, and one that I can definitively answer. No, sir. No, I did not.”

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