ROBOT DANCE

Mar 1st

“…I remember holding you and everyone saying to support...”
— excerpt from my birthday...

Feb 29th

Montana, North Dakota, and Wyoming: xanga die hards?

Feb 29th

Happy 5th Birthday, Katie! How does it feel to finally be...

Feb 29th

smoke breaks

I’m not a smoker. I puff on cigars occasionally, but not cig’rittes. I am considering...

Feb 26th

dalasverdugo: New for 2008, letting neighborhood cats into...

Feb 26th

dog naming

It seems like more people in movies name their dogs Dakota than in real life.

Feb 26th

in the motorcycle market

This spring I will be looking to buy a motorcycle. If anyone has done this before and would like to...

Feb 25th

“I know it’s insane to be talking about this now, but...”
— From McSweeney’s Short...

Feb 25th

I bet I’ll break out this “not looking into the...

Feb 24th

Creating and ordering my sister’s birthday present at...

Feb 24th

Inspired by Brian and Melissa Brown.

Feb 21st

I was on Valleywag.com and didn't even know...

Feb 20th

“#6 most desired for marriage #10 most famous #10 merriest...”
— The good folks known as my...

Feb 16th

Introduction to Tea for a Reformed...

oats: My friend Andrea Allen asked me to write about the teas that I drink. She wants to give up...

Feb 16th

Valentine Haiku

Feb 15th

“I need to see the middle parts. The nether regions.”
— Ian Lee on the US States he...

Feb 14th

nath: Blood Puddle Pillow by The Great Slumber.  I used to...

Feb 14th

Listen

“So This Is Goodbye” by Junior Boys. This really gets me in that classic ’80s...

Feb 14th

“large badge on the front of his or her robes. For one wild...”
— The body text of a...

Feb 14th

all left-handed people think they're...

I’ve seen two left-handed doctors wearing their watches on their left wrist in two days. One...

Feb 12th

current situation in Panera

I had an hour to burn before picking Carl up from work, so I came to Panera to suck up their free...

Feb 7th

“People have to start realizing they can’t just act...”
— Carl talking about the woman...

Feb 5th

This diagram by Brian Brown sums up the reason I...

Feb 5th

This guy loves thesaurus.com

“Vimeo is pretty much as annoying as its founder. From the smarmy landing page headline...

Feb 4th

Listen

My boyfriend, Carl, “pretended like he didn’t know” this woman when he told her to...

Feb 4th

what's going on with Tumblr in regards...

sweett: every time i try to “Like It” from my dashboard, it takes me to the Facebook...

Feb 1st