“that’s ridiculous. Why should I have to wait for...”
— King Kracka commenting on this...

Jul 31st

We who are your closest friends feel the time has come to tell you that every Thursday we have been...

Jul 31st

appropriate

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” is a backwards phrase in more ways than...

Jul 31st

conclusion:

I’ve come to the conclusion that all arguments, misunderstandings, and disagreements can be...

Jul 31st

I would like to purchase a truly unscented deodorant. And one that contains no aluminum.

Jul 30th

Snickers and her satellite dish (via .A.A.) Snickers has...

Jul 30th

In the ’60s, a Future Candidate Poured Her...

Jul 30th

“…Considering the ways in which so many of us waste our...”
— Ted Kooser, US Poet Laureate...

Jul 27th

outtake (via my flickr) I took photos of the only female...

Jul 26th

sidestep

Jul 26th

commas

Carl is reading the book, Eats, Shoots and Leaves at the moment and was reading about the comma last...

Jul 26th

Koalas Aren’t Hard They Some Little...

From an 8th grader’s essay in Pittsburgh. Not quite sure how you get away with writing like...

Jul 26th

TB's BB

Thommy Browne’s animated gif of Brian Brown.

Jul 26th

The penitent man shall pass......

I have decided to document each time I watch any of the movies that made my top three list. ...

Jul 25th

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I’m wanting to make more videos using our Edirol R-09. It can be a lot of fun.

Jul 24th

Anne sounds pretty sincere. I’ve decided to help her....

Jul 24th

I’m drinking black currant tea today. It tastes so...

Jul 24th

list of recent group invites I've...

I flushed my phone down the toilet on accident K’in it R i need some numbers NOTHING ...

Jul 24th

karma police, arrest this guy we call...

My friends, Heather, Carl, and Miller have made Monday night Texas Hold ‘Em at a small bar our...

Jul 24th

Grandma doesn't get it

“… As people age, they lose their sense of humor, says a new study. It takes brainpower...

Jul 24th

Sometimes I’ll hang out on YouTube and read people’s profiles. It can be really...

Jul 23rd

world's fattest man

Last night we watched part of the show, “World’s Fattest Man.”  Just to explain...

Jul 23rd

top three movies I could watch over and...

1. Batman (1989) 2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 3. Jurasic Park (1993) I attempted...

Jul 20th

vimeo attitude

melissa: i dont like some of the new attitude about vimeo
andrea: me either
andrea: and the most outspoken people that are being dicks are ones that have had accounts for like 4 or 5 months at most!
it's such bullshit.
melissa: i've noticed that too
andrea: I'm not saying that I'm like so awesome or whatever, but I never would have felt okay saying that shit. In fact, I still don't!
melissa: same with me!

Jul 20th

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Jul 19th

SteveR sent me some Marmite. Carl and I sat down and filmed...

Jul 19th

“I feel I must admit that even in this soothing breeze, every...”
— from Rjyan Kidwell’s...

Jul 19th

“The lady who cleans the house is here and I don’t have...”
— Carl

Jul 19th

mememe (via BrianBrown)

Jul 19th

habits, lately:

-         Unzipping my pants a few steps before I get to the bathroom. -         Going back and...

Jul 18th

coffee mold

Everyday, I go downstairs and get coffee in the break room.  Before I can, though, I have to wash...

Jul 18th

I’m going to taste Marmite today.

Jul 18th

“Let’s form a Lenny Kravitz cover band.  ”
— Carl Stuerke

Jul 17th

Jul 17th

“that’s my outfit for school today.” -...

Jul 17th

“Wow, that actually feels really good just to use my bare...”
— Carl, as he hit the kick drum...

Jul 16th

“I fully agree, Doc. With 250mb, what else is needed? Why are...”
— vimeo user: SteveR commenting...

Jul 16th

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Schrob’s Five by Five

Jul 16th

Best Brian Brown Blog Post Ever

Jul 13th

A Picture Share! (via Ian Broyles) best photo tag:...

Jul 13th

Carl and I have been dating for about a year now, we think....

Jul 12th

flickr favorites

I think looking at people’s favorite flickr photos is almost more telling about their...

Jul 12th

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Jul 11th

business casual chat

Andrea: hey, do you have a project list in a word doc? and if you do, could you send it to me?
Andrea: I want to take credit for everything you've accomplished
Erin: Of course. Once you remove your lips from [Boss's] ass.

Jul 11th

Someone just took a sour, humidity-raising shit in the bathroom right outside my office.  If the...

Jul 11th

I like reading books that have the portrait of the author with the short bio. Whenever I read...

Jul 11th

“ I’ll leave it on for 24 hours. It may scare away...”
— SteveR about my short-lived...

Jul 10th

The Ground Beneath My Feet: Max the dog (via my flickr) ...

Jul 10th

our schnapps (via myflickr) We have attempted to make our...

Jul 10th

melissa: ok i'm going to lunch now that i can't stop thinking about buttholes
aa: enjoy

Jul 10th

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Si is so cool.

Jul 10th

Watch

Buy some land nigga.

Jul 10th

“Did you communicate to a man of confidence, how and where it...”
— Part of a Babel Fish...

Jul 9th

“You are seriously the closest thing we have to Ellen.”
— Vimeo user chriskalani, giving...

Jul 9th

Aristotle by Billy Collins

This is the beginning. Almost anything can happen. This is where you find the creation of light, a...

Jul 9th

punched (via .A.A.) I saw people adding fists to shakeface...

Jul 8th

Someone that rode the elevator just before me was wearing the exact same cologne that a MRI...

Jul 6th

office rave

I just initiated an office rave break.  Soundtrack: “Smack My Bitch Up” by Prodigy,...

Jul 6th

“If you want to see your son again then you won’t call...”
— cnn.com  Preteens allegedly...

Jul 6th

Instruction

Take the small emergency alarm hammer from any alarm or public bus and attach it to your office...

Jul 6th

We went for the cheap fireworks this year, which turned out...

Jul 6th

We like it BIG.

Jul 6th

chat about my view of vlogs

aaonvimeo: I had just watched some girl talk about getting ready to go shopping with her parents for like 4 min.
aaonvimeo: Then I realized, I don't care about that. I'd rather see clips of her shopping with her family than her talking about shopping with her family.
playin4keeps57: yeah, good call

Jul 5th

vlogs

From now on, I am going to do my best to avoid watching videos that feature a person talking...

Jul 5th

While reading one of my old blogs, I...

“Just a bit ago, I was on my way to the bathroom and I was making noises with my mouth. I...

Jul 5th

  (via tsogy) If I could add a sound to this photo it...

Jul 5th

underwater cam

I’m so excited. It’s sunny out, and once Miller gets off work, we will take our...

Jul 5th

“The same thing would happen if 21st and Broadway flood -...”
— a reader comment on a news...

Jul 3rd

“Ten thousand glow sticks are about the price of my car. ...”
— my coworker, Erin, commenting...

Jul 3rd

flipping heck (via lomokev) Love this.

Jul 3rd

AA: Here's the funny thing. His email has his last name in it. I'm googling that fucker.
TB: I already tried!
AA: anything?
TB: nope
TB: I was expecting to see his name on a pedophile list or something

Jul 2nd

Instruction

Cut out question marks from various newspaper or magazine texts. Stick them onto public posters or...

Jul 2nd

I almost got in a fight with a coked-out 40 year-old woman this weekend. The highlight of the night...

Jul 2nd