lopsangthesherpa: Schrroooooberts?
aaonvimeo: are you heeeeeeeeeeere
schroberts22: yessssssss
aaonvimeo: haha
aaonvimeo: finally
lopsangthesherpa: its about time ... geezz
aaonvimeo: we've been talkin so much shit on you
lopsangthesherpa: SO MUCH
aaonvimeo: also, you missed me giving TB the what fer regarding the origins of shitbeast
lopsangthesherpa: Thanks for informing me AA
aaonvimeo: we also solved the gas price crisis
aaonvimeo: no problem
schroberts22: has left the chat
aaonvimeo: Titz, say something so we know you're here
aaonvimeo: oh
aaonvimeo: never mind
aaonvimeo: Dooba

May 31st

I don’t answer my cell phone if I don’t recognize the number.  Nor will I call an...

May 31st

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My favorite video from duplo yet! I can’t watch this without laughing.

May 31st

“I like your hair, you almost look innocent today.”
— A crass, first-floor coworker...

May 30th

Heather: so have you seen all the tumblring i've been doing????
me: I'll look
Heather: GOOD
it's about damn time
me: you have been tumbling a lot. too bad it all sux0rz

May 30th

I’ve sneezed more today than I have all year, I bet. My coworkers have stopped saying,...

May 29th

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“this summer is going to be all about feats of strength and amazing physical abilities for me....

May 29th

Views From a Cell

May 29th

my dear enemy, am i killing you (via natur_elle) This is a...

May 29th

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Vimeo user, SteveR’s son made this amazing stop motion video. It’s so good!

May 29th

I’m really in the mood for some Hall & Oates.

May 29th

“Whoa.  Friends, our man-tastic “Hail to the...”
— from an email mistakingly sent...

May 28th

“My grandpa swatted me once, and I remember I crying and...”
— Schroberts, during a...

May 26th

butler the cat

My aunt and uncle’s cat, Butler, likes to sleep under the covers. This afternoon, I tried to...

May 26th

HAPPY SCHROBERTS (via .A.A.) This picture is best...

May 25th

hangover pros and cons

Positive: My typing is better during a hangover.  Negative: My verbal sentence structure is worse...

May 25th

This is pinned to the ceiling of my car.  When I was in high...

May 24th

sushi

I’ve eaten sushi four times in the last seven days. I have yet to tire of it.

May 24th

I’m working from home today, writing bios.  I chose to work from home because my coworkers are...

May 24th

“Everyone’s surprised when I tell them I don’t...”
— Carl discussing what makes a...

May 24th

“My son thinks MySpace has too many ads and the pages are...”
— From the May 28 issue of...

May 24th

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Vimeo would be so different without Charlie Steadman.

May 23rd

My sister is the best person I know to photograph. She has...

May 23rd

“The next time you find yourself the center of attention,...”
— A sentence I read that stuck...

May 23rd

alejandro jodorowsky about the holy mountain...

May 22nd

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I like to think that one day vimeo will have a whole slew of videos that people take on other...

May 22nd

Mr. Gallo's sperm

May 21st

look at me, I'm wearing a funny hat!

I’ve never understood why people like to take other people’s hats off and put them on...

May 21st

“For those keeping score at home, never leave your camera...”
— FuzzyDave’s comment on...

May 21st

Heather: it's been being prepped for conversion for a long time now
me: somehting must be boggin' shit down
Heather: it's prolly stever with another 30 min vid
me: i bet you're right. it's another vacation where nobody smiles.
hahaha (i call that for tumblr)
Heather: lol

May 21st

Bunny Rugby Scrum (via AnnieBodrum) Because it’s...

May 21st

the space between (via themexican) “About a year ago...

May 21st

“As Americans, we think we need our seats to do like five...”
— Carl talking about his Amtrak...

May 20th

“What if…” is my favorite car game.  The silver medal goes to “20...

May 20th

showers

I’m starting to vary the water temperature during my showers. I like to have hotter water...

May 19th

journals

I always buy really cool looking journals I find in stores with all the intentions in the world of...

May 19th

example of fux0r

Heather: and at first i thought you were joking, but then it became very clear that you were being serious and you got really mad at me when i refused to fux0r carl. you thought i was saying he wasn't good enough for me
me: seriously what's your problem, he's hawt
Heather: sorry, but i won't be fux0ring your bf

May 18th

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Wichita Troll

May 18th

“He castled? That’s fine, because his castle bloooows....”
— Carl, helping me play yahoo...

May 17th

I wish my childhood clothes still fit me.  I’d love to...

May 17th

password

Sometimes I’ll accidentally type my passwords in the “sign in” boxes and then get...

May 17th

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Another version of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3D-k98bRUOb4g ...

May 16th

colors

Today I explained to my sister how I view my life now. I found words so frustrating I ended up using...

May 16th

realization

I now refuse to take on people as “projects.”  And I’m so much happier.

May 16th

Jerry Falwell got d00b'd

May 15th

Moustache! (via schroberts) I’m trying to convince...

May 15th

me: JESSE VENTURA!
Katie: JESUS PALAMINO
me: Christ on a crutch

May 15th

most popular!?

Forbes.com: Most Popular Stories - High-End, Travel-Sized Toiletries - 1 hour ago

May 15th

“Which ones are the girls and which ones are the boys?  You...”
— Some college girls who live...

May 15th

ground beneath my feet

May 15th

usually I only want to put up pictures where I look cool, or...

May 15th

txt msg from Hillary

May 14th

tumblr

I’m finding I really like tumblr, and look forward to seeing what other people post....

May 14th

 I never get tired of seeing pictures Melissa takes of her...

May 14th

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“Choreographed by All of us” (link)

May 11th

This weekend will be the first time I won’t be seeing...

May 11th

; ) or :- |

me: There's this photo at the bottom of the photojojo newsletter of a girl with an egg on her womb region. I wonder if we're supposed to read into that. By the way, she's holding a knife and a fork.
Does this mean she's hungry for feti? (cooked)
Heather: yes. that's exactly what it means
me: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious on gchat
Heather: COOK UNBORN FETI
me: give me an emoticon

May 11th

Heather: i was trying to shut a window in my mom's bedroom, and when it shut my finger went through the glass
not really sure why
it was weird
and bloody
lotssss of bloodz
me: did you cuss
Heather: yes
me: You know, Chris Angel goes through glass and there's no blood
Heather: it was one of those injuries that didn't actually hurt until later though it hurts now
me: You might be the new Chris Angel, but more like Chris Angel RAW/Hardcore
Heather: right
i'm gonna have to refine my skills a little so i can take my act on the road

May 11th

“I’m not arguing that pure research has no place in our...”
— Market Creation Through...

May 10th

AA dream

I was at a convention of some sort. It obviously had something to do with photography because...

May 10th

Good Manners.

May 10th

me: She was stricken while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was rushed to a hospital.
Heather: stricken
me: i didn't know that was a noun or whatever. I thought you had to be stricken with something -- not just stricken
I'm so stricked
Heather: I have been stricken for many months
I was stricked yesterday
Heather: I will strike tomorrow

May 9th

“Thou shalt fight conformism Thou shalt be the messenger of...”
— I just read this in a book...

May 9th

vimeo dating

Wednesday May 9, 2007 @ 3:53 p.m. Realization:  I use vimeo to remember dates Example: I met Carl...

May 9th

Your goal should remain the achievement...

Uniqueness most often comes not from a breakthrough idea, but from the accumulation of thousands of...

May 9th

“I just remember feeling so classy.  I mean, I had nice...”
— My coworker, Erin, talking...

May 9th

astros apparel

Katie: did you know that houston astros apparel is real expensive now?
me: no. why is it expensive?
Katie: it's just hard to find
me: oh

May 9th