SteveR got me doing this last year. Here is my...

Dec 31st

“That Guy” at mom and dad’s wedding.

Dec 30th

MTK

Dec 30th

I cheated on Schroberts last night with my high school BFFs,...

Dec 28th

Ballistic Jaw Propulsion of Trap-Jaw Ants

Dec 28th

I feel more comfortable with the fridge fetish people, who...

Dec 28th

I went to Mass with the family on Christmas Eve. It was the first time in a long time I had gone to...

Dec 27th

Watch

In 1995, I bathed in CK One.

Dec 27th

muskatron7092: what i really want to do is get some headshots like you would get when you were really little. where in the bottom right of the frame it's your face smiling, then small and feathered into the top left is your head looking onward
muskatron7092: i love those
aaonvimeo: YES!
aaonvimeo: the faded two head portrait!
muskatron7092: seriously my fav
aaonvimeo: HAHAHA
muskatron7092: that's what i'll do tomorrow
aaonvimeo: I'm going to find mine and scan it to flickr
muskatron7092: it's funny how seriously everyone you ever know has a photo like that
aaonvimeo: it was such a fad
aaonvimeo: let's bring it back
muskatron7092: for real
muskatron7092: i'll start my own photo studio and specialize in those photos only

Dec 26th

My Christmas 2007 flickr slideshow

Dec 26th

This is Christmas Eve with the Allens.

Dec 26th

Christmas should always be hilarious.

Dec 26th

My parents on Christmas Eve. We do all our celebrating and...

Dec 26th

White-out

Dec 22nd

Bible-bashing dying out in Kansas

Dec 22nd

Dregicacies This restaurant serves food other people have...

Dec 21st

experiment

I currently weigh 144 pounds and am 5’8” tall. I think that’s a pretty healthy,...

Dec 20th

Self portrait with some of my Norton Anthologies. I will not...

Dec 20th

self portrait - in my room with prized possessions.

Dec 20th

Watch

Ricky Gervais, Daniel Radcliffe & Keith Chegwin Bloopers (via ) — jendunlap I remember...

Dec 19th

teehee — millerthekiller The best time to quote Batman...

Dec 17th

Car trouble. Car towed. 200 mi from home

Dec 16th

HAHA!

I sent a text post from my phone last night, but something happened and part of my words never made...

Dec 15th

In all seriousness, watching middle-aged couples dancing is my favorite type of people watching. Not...

Dec 15th

Looks like Carl and I will be visiting England as well as...

Dec 14th

Most-viewed flickr photo. (That’s me a few summers...

Dec 14th

My least-viewed flickr photo.

Dec 14th

“For life, my friend, is no paragraph. And death, I think, is...”
— My sister, Katie, on the phone...

Dec 14th

“We’re talking about frigid temperatures paired with cone...”
— From Mischa’s post about...

Dec 14th

re: the chode who had a problem with...

vimeo: i could give a shit if someone has more followers
vimeo: i could give a shit if someone has an ACTUAL larger penis
aaonvimeo: google analytics says close to 2,000 individual people have been to my site through his
aaonvimeo: his penis pointed them my way, and I for one am grateful

Dec 14th

Flickr Stats showed me that my sister Katie...

Dec 14th

“Do you have our friend Jake Lodwick’s email? I have a...”
— Brian Brown

Dec 13th

Important cultural discussions happen on Vimeo every day!

Dec 13th

on the phone

Katie: "Ass dat jus' don't quit." I love that.
Andrea: You should reblog my thing.
Katie: Why
Andrea: Because it's awesome.
Katie: What's awesome, your post? Should I just say, "Hey, I'm reblogging this because it's awesome.
Andrea: Because I'm awesome.
Katie: OK, are you coming home for dinner? We're eating roast.
Andrea: Yeah, see you after 5

Dec 13th

Memory Marker: At this point in my life I… like...

Dec 13th

Watch

the 11-year-old who starred in our “hand vagina” made this video for us. amazing how...

Dec 12th

Dec 12th

“Everyone is going to want my nog!”

Dec 12th

 Gettin’ fresh.

Dec 12th

Angelina Jolie to play Dagny Taggart in...

Dec 11th

To me, the word admonish sounds like a synonym for praise.

Dec 11th

By the way, here’s a preview of our Christmas card. ...

Dec 11th

Good news: It’s melting. Bad news: It’s...

Dec 11th

Brian Brown is in NYC

brian brown: What's Jakob Lodwick's number?
me: You two going to hang out?
brian brown: I'm going to kiss him.
me: HAHA! Better spank him, too.

Dec 10th

Sweett asked me my favorite color combination, then made a...

Dec 10th

You know the parlor trick. wrap your arms...

Dec 10th

I just ate nearly a half pound of pistachios. For what I...

Dec 10th

Watch

 This video is from a year ago. I explain how to win at Scrabble.  Heather, Langston, Carl, and I...

Dec 10th

weather scientist sounds better than...

The weather scientists say we’re going to have an ice storm this afternoon. The last time Wichita,...

Dec 10th

“Me, I want a hula hoop!”
— Alvin, the chipmunk. Try...

Dec 8th

A tumblr milestone!

Dec 7th

because I often wonder who and how:

I’ve decided to send an email saying hello, who I am, and how I found their tumblr to anyone I...

Dec 7th

just testing them out… (via hrrrthrrr) ...

Dec 7th

boyfriend girlfriend games (or husband...

vimeo: like once I read this guy's Tumblr where he talked about this childhood game he played where if you lost you had to eat a piece of raw spaghetti
vimeo: so one time I started tickling anja and saying "Remember the game we used to play called JUMANJI? If you touch the lava, you have to eat a piece of RAW SPAGHETTI!"
vimeo: so it's like a meta-game
vimeo: we don't actually play it, but we "remind" each other of the ridiculous rules
vimeo: the game is making up an absurd game
vimeo: JUMANJI!
aaonvimeo: one of our longest running games includes "trixing" by pretending to do something like get up to wash your hands or get a kleenex, but then actually running as fast as you can back to the bedroom and jumping on the bed. in mid-air you have to slap your own ass. Who ever makes it first wins.
aaonvimeo: I like your game
aaonvimeo: I want to try it
vimeo: haha

Dec 7th

Yeah, you're right, Jakob, I was trying to...

Dec 7th

Hello — found on gtmcknight’stumblr HA! I’d...

Dec 7th

As far as Christmas gifts go, I really don’t have...

Dec 7th

Toes of many talents.

Dec 7th

the search is over… for andrea and carl’s...

Dec 6th

Oh yeah? And then what? What’s the next step? — asked...

Dec 6th

Just had a really great discussion with one of my coworkers about how when we were little Ken and...

Dec 6th

Watch

This makes me sort of proud that I was raised Catholic. And although I don’t follow any...

Dec 6th

Dec 6th

I feel a bond with Mareen because both of us have very...

Dec 6th

From another old blog post. I'm going to...

Here’s a note I’d like to write and leave by the coffee pot signed by Anonymous. Like a really...

Dec 6th

“As I boxed up the office’s holiday miniature village,...”
— A post from my old blog. The...

Dec 6th

A pretend post from the non-existent...

Me and Schmar are doobs and garz. I’m going to bitz his meatz wif my t00fz. p.s. My grow was...

Dec 6th

I have been feeling overly romantical. I am going to Hobby Lobby to buy some mistletoe tonight....

Dec 5th

“I tried to register IDKMYBFFJILL.com over the summer but it...”
— Amanda Ferri in an email...

Dec 5th

Listen

Category: Car Accident Play by Play Summary: an employee leaving a message for his boss that...

Dec 5th

#1 on my list of things I’d rather be feeling than...

Dec 5th

“I find it really hard to read things on the internet that...”
— A friend. She makes me wish I...

Dec 5th

“I have become really secure in who I am lately, so I refuse...”
— From the “About...

Dec 5th

Carl and I are planning another trip to Germany. I’m...

Dec 4th

I take pride in my high pain tolerance, and feel weak when I resort to medication.

Dec 4th

Re: Jakob Lodwick's internet lynch mob

Get over it.

Dec 2nd

My name tag tonight

Dec 2nd