My name tag tonight

Dec 2nd

Get Excited: Jake News

Nov 30th

My mind is buzzing with reasons why Jakob...

Nov 30th

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After seeing this Andy Kaufman video Paul posted I was reminded of this Kristen Schaal performance. ...

Nov 30th

“I have to tell you that for months I have wondered how old...”
— From a Flickr message Melissa...

Nov 30th

“Well, this was the weird part….I never watch Vimeo...”
— My acquaintance/friend Jodi in...

Nov 30th

Maybe I’m super nerdy but this picture makes me...

Nov 30th

decorations in the office

A friend of mine, who once managed a call center, told me it was amazing what putting up a few...

Nov 29th

one good thing about 5pm traffic: sunset

Nov 28th

noods

One package of Ramen noodles is never enough to satiate my hunger or my salt craving. Who am I...

Nov 27th

“I watched you guys singing “Frontier...”
— One of my flickr contacts,...

Nov 27th

Mom told me to be sure to ride carl’s horse before i put him in the barn.

Nov 26th

Dinner with mom and kenny

Nov 26th

Car washed

Nov 26th

I made a picture of the guy who left this...

Nov 26th

I looked pretty just before I got shitfaced.

Nov 26th

Christmas Music

As far as Christmas music goes, I like the oldies. Dino, Bing Crosby, Brenda Lee, and Gene Autry are...

Nov 26th

get crunk, get sick sick sick

I messed up on Saturday night and drank way too much. Any weight gained from Thanksgiving was lost...

Nov 26th

Has anyone not had a Shoney’s bear? Email me either way.

Nov 23rd

Know your World? - I got 190,510 points on my...

Nov 20th

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Baby panda milk time (via ) — jendunlap It’s the cutest thing since the otters holding...

Nov 19th

dream

Last night, Jakob Lodwick was showing me how he was constructing a physical map of his brain using...

Nov 19th

The Shearing

Nov 19th

AA dream

I had an epic, extremely detailed dream which involved a nuclear bomb, a fat president in over-alls,...

Nov 18th

it was nice

I talked to MTK for like, 4 hours last night.  The majority of the time he kept trying to instigate...

Nov 16th

I've changed my tumblr url to my name

I’m still fux0r deep down, though. And I’ll always have a fux0r in my blog header.

Nov 16th

three oh fore 2837 vs 3837

Tonight I got a 1989 Batman quote text message from a person who was not in my new...

Nov 15th

Re: old blogs

aa: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
dalas verdugo: see if you can find it

Nov 15th

I came so close to committing female to male sexual harassment in the workplace just now. me: Hey,...

Nov 15th

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One of my favorite poems by my favorite (male) poet. I honestly hope these visual poems help poetry...

Nov 15th

It is 10:24 a.m. in the Air Capital City

And I’m watching Jurassic Park! I remember watching this movie over and over as a kid. I...

Nov 15th

Introspective Exercise

My friend Miller/MTK wrote this: For all those who read this, I’d appreciate if you reblogged...

Nov 14th

Incredible Audtiory Illusions : Holophonic...

Nov 14th

txt from MTK

Bad sneeze alert. I just sneezed and my hand looks like I just delivered a baby.

Nov 14th

"Katie's new status message - shitting ...

Katie: well i will send you this paper to proof when i'm finished with it. i had to decide whether or not king lear was hopeful or pessimistic.
Andrea: lear is a fucking slag
Katie: i hate that douche
everyone sucks except poor little edgar
Andrea: he can go straight to hell
Katie: with goneril and regan and kent and edgar and gloucester and the fool
and cornwall
i have to pee then write this shit
thanks for proofing
i'll be home this time next week soaking in the hot tub

Nov 14th

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The holiday season is here as far as I’m concerned. And I’m eagerly awaiting Martin and...

Nov 14th

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I am going to teach myself the steps Dean does from :27 - :34  It looks like something Snoopy would...

Nov 13th

Typecasted

I applied for a dishwasher job at Radegast Biergarten near my apartment and was turned down for lack...

Nov 13th

It seems I have two different bodies. I have a summer body...

Nov 13th

The English language needs a singular gender-neutral pronoun. I don’t like making...

Nov 13th

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If you come visit us in Wichita, this is just some of what you can expect. Fires, and me as your...

Nov 12th

Here’s last year’s Allen Family Christmas photo....

Nov 12th

I can’t wait to be home again for the holidays. —...

Nov 12th

“I miss you, but I get over it by looking at your blog…”
— Recent text message from my...

Nov 12th

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I want to dance like this. — katiea I want TV to be like this again. 

Nov 11th

The world is screwed when people slow dance to Creep by Radiohead.

Nov 11th

putting this out there

If anyone wants to hire me to jump out of a cake, I’d be more than happy to accomodate you. In...

Nov 9th

I have a pretty hardcore "thing" for...

I love reading his old interviews. I’ll probably be making a trip to the library to rent the...

Nov 9th

aa: Are you aware that you are looking for "whatever you can get" on facebook?
my college newspaper adviser: Yes. Is that a problem?
aa: HAHAHA
aa: What does your wife think of that?
my college newspaper adviser: I don't think she pays any attention to Facebook.
aa: That's really funny to me. Almost as funny as when you had "hit me baby one more time" for a ring tone.
aa: or was it Oops I did it again
my college newspaper adviser: It was Oops.
aa: cute

Nov 9th

Sexual Euphemisms That I Came Up With At...

Opening the interoffice mail Marking the calendar Attending a staff meeting Editing an excel...

Nov 8th

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Since when can dudes fly?  Wingsuite mountain swoop (via ) — joshuatuscan I would do this in a...

Nov 8th

Ian says “Caption contest!”  The photo is on my...

Nov 7th

Jake’s old reliable coat was better. (from Jakob...

Nov 7th

I saw a girl today who was wearing a pink backpack. There were three buttons on the backpack and...

Nov 7th

Re: Patrick's dream girl

vimeo: she doesn't look like the drawing to me
aaonvimeo: i thought she had short hair from the drawing
vimeo: yeah, me too
vimeo: and a rounder face
vimeo: which I'm more into
vimeo: I was more attracted to the drawing
aaonvimeo: LOL!
vimeo: the drawing is the girl of my dreams

Nov 7th

I found this bizarre photo on flickr of a guy holding a bird...

Nov 6th

AA dream

My dream last night involved violence, swimming, making out, and a bit on an out-of-control...

Nov 5th

let's be friends

I gave a couple people my vimeo and tumblr addresses on Saturday night. I told them that...

Nov 5th

It’s really strange to see my sister hanging out with...

Nov 5th

X-Files sequal... JULY 2008!

Nov 5th

I’m bringing this back as my facebook profile pic....

Nov 2nd

I can has hymlyk manoover plz? (via Thommy Browne’s...

Nov 1st

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This is still my favorite Brian Brown vimeo.

Nov 1st

The Power of Positive Thinking

My friend, Eric Miller, would get along great with SteveR (both of them need pretty consistent...

Nov 1st

Dog's wife

Thommy: You know Dog the Bounty hunter?
AA: oh yeah!
AA: love that dude
Thommy: I had a dream I banged his wife
Thommy: ha
AA: R U 4 SERZ
AA: sick.
AA: HAHAHAHA
Thommy: ha ha
Thommy: she is so gross, and so trashy yet so irresistible

Nov 1st

We went to the art museum at night.

Nov 1st

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We did this a year ago! Expect an updated version soon.

Nov 1st

I’z be ded.

Nov 1st